“ Well, big boots and then fake prosthetic hands which is very disappointing when you go to the bathroom during shooting… very, very disappointing.
Baked some iPhone cookies to trick cops into pulling me over, then I just take a bite and ask if cookies are against the law.
“ Jay-Z is nominated twice in the same Grammy category. So when Jay-Z loses to Jay-Z, he’ll have to pretend he’s happy for Jay-Z.
Jimmy Fallon’s Monologue, December 9, 2013 (via latenightjimmy)